Stairs, Quote, Funny, Dad joke, Witty, Twist, Suspense, Conspiracy, Meme, Trust, Unisex, T-shirt
"Conspiracy Confirmed: Stairs Are Up to Something Tee"
Do you ever get the feeling the stairs are plotting something? This hilarious t-shirt taps into the internet's favorite conspiracy theory: that stairs are secretly out to get us!
Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt is perfect for:
• Sharing your (possibly true) suspicions about the motives of stairs
• Sparking laughter and conversation with fellow conspiracy theory enthusiasts
• Wearing a lighthearted reminder to always be mindful of your step (because stairs might be sneaky!)
The "Never Trust Stairs" Tee is a great gift for:
• Anyone who appreciates a touch of internet humor and absurdity
• People who've ever had a less-than-pleasant encounter with a staircase
• Those who enjoy funny t-shirts that spark conversation
Don't get stepped on by the system! Get your "Never Trust Stairs" Tee today!
[Please refer to the attached size chart for precise dimensions]
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
